Saturday, March 31, 2012

Who Wants to be a Mega Millionaire?

Did you know....

Your chances of winning this year's Mega Millions U.S. lottery jackpot are minuscule compared to your chances of you getting zapped by lightning?

To put your chances into perspective...

you are:

Source: USA TODAY research














Just wanted to remind everyone how ridiculous of a drive money can be sometimes.

Sinseriously,


Saturday, March 24, 2012

From Apples to Ipads

I’m not sure if I should write something funny, something desirably profound, or just write in general. I have no preconceived flow to where my fingers on this keyboard will go. I have no will in this writing game, I’ve already lost to my thoughts. So here I go.

I’m sick. I’m sick of hearing the unsolicited deep-voiced advertisements. I’m tired of being tantalized by the barbaric call to action commercials. Our world is suffocating my mind’s freedom to think. I can’t step two feet without the bombardment of a brand or a logo’s screaming graphics, paralyzing the now-tainted moment of meditative thought I once had detained.

I have an idea!

It’s time to slow down.
It’s time to shut off your Draw Crap app, and really DRAW SOMETHING.


It’s okay to unplug your multi-tasking mind from the socket of social media dreamland. Relax. Unwind. Have a conversation with someone’s face rather than your phone.

These are my suggestions driven by compounded frustrations and probably early symptoms of monthly PMS.

Good luck and good day!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Angels on Earth

I thank God for the angels he has sent to me on earth

The ones who never gave up on my soul
The ones who knew I was half, and He could make me whole

I thank God for the blessings he's instilled in my days

The ones so great I can't seem to grasp their reach
The ones as small as sparkling pebbles on the beach

I reach for God each day and night
Sometimes I fail to link my will with his might

But I know he has me cradled in his arms
And I just wear him around my neck like a good luck charm
But below my neck is where God resides
In my heart forever, now I know The Truth versus lies

Thank you to those who never gave up on me
Who knew my faith could grow from a seed to a tree
And now I stand taller than ever before
Because I have the love of my friends and the Lord